Ancestral Notice: From Proverbs to Psalms (A Divine Intervention)
(Satire) Beloved troublemakers in the family & friend circle – we need to talk. We've been watching you play games with our chosen one, and the ancestral council has convened. The verdict? Y'all doing too much.
[An urgent message from the ancestral plane to family & friends choosing chaos]
The Divine Warning System
Beloved troublemakers in the family & friend circle – we need to talk. We've been watching you play games with our chosen one, and the ancestral council has convened. The verdict? Y'all doing too much.
The Proverbs-to-Psalms Pipeline
Listen here: Our chosen one has been:
- Praying for your elevation
- Offering you wisdom like it's free candy
- Helping your opportunities flourish
- Living in Proverbs, trying to guide you right
But you keep choosing chaos, forcing a switch from Proverbs patience to Psalms consequences.
The Family & Friends Accountability Report
To those running their mouths and plotting in corners:
- The ancestors saw you at that cookout spreading lies
- We heard those "private" phone calls
- We witnessed those group chats you thought were secret
- And yes, we know about those DMs
The Path to Redemption
Here's what you need to do:
- Offer a REAL apology – not that half-truth mess
- Make things right – actions, not just words
- Work through your karma – yes, ALL of it
- Get right with God – for real this time
- Face your shadow work – no shortcuts
- Transform into the blessing you were meant to be
The Spiritual Exit Strategy
Your options are simple:
- Continue playing and meet Psalms energy
- Or choose growth and receive restoration
The Final Notice
To our chosen one: Stay blessed, we got you. To the opposition: The ancestral protection program offers two paths:
- Clownville express (currently boarding)
- Redemption road (reservations available)
Choose wisely, because Psalms energy hits different than Proverbs wisdom.
The Ancestral Clap-Back
Remember when we used to say "God don't like ugly"? Well, surprise – neither do we. And we've got a direct line to both offices.
The Spiritual Exit Interview
You've been:
- Moving funny
- Acting shady
- Playing games
- Testing patience
Now we're:
- Canceling passes
- Revoking access
- Ending seasons
- Starting lessons
The Closing Prayer
Dear Beloved Opposition in the Family & Friend Circle,
May you receive:
- All the energy you've been sending
- Every plot you've been planning
- Each scheme you've been crafting
- The exact harvest you've been planting
With immediate effect.
Signed with divine authority,
- The Ancestral Board of "Don't Say We Didn't Warn You"
- The Committee of "Find Out What Was Warned About"
- The Council of "It's Not Too Late to Act Right"
P.S. - Remember: karma's GPS doesn't offer alternate routes, but repentance does. Your choice.
Time to decide: Continue forcing hands, or work on healing hearts? We're watching, waiting, and ready to support real change. 🙏✨📖
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